My soon to be wife in “wedding planner” mode is in a time of her own, like 30000 FPS. She can run circles around Neo while making rice bags

OH EM GEE, Is it Thursday yet?, man I’m getting married tomorrow! weeeheeeeeee

12 y/o daughter asks me to go out “dancing” next weekend. Payback is a bitch. Dad: 1, Boyfriend: -10

ROTFL @randallflagg on IM: “WP is Jesus and Google is God”

Bajajaja @nicolasprieto nuevo iphone viene con una regla para medirtela, y una balanza digital para pesarla y un aplique para poder ticarla.

BTW MacBook Air also revamped. That goes to those who were a little trigger happy about it being “dead”. Long live the MBA! click!

13″ MBPro, 13″ MBPro, 13″ MBPro “honey, hide the credit card please”

Pavarotti’s Nessum Dorma + Sarbucks Cinnamon Dolce Latte + Roll. Great way to start a very busy week!.

Zoom-Zooming

Listening to Pavarotti’s Duets, missing a lot my old man